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A Canadian, a Russian and an American all wanted to show off to each other so they each bought a new toilet. The Russian bought a wooden toilet, the Canadian bought a marble toilet, and the American bought a musical toilet.
The next day, the Canadian came back to complain and said, "I want a refund. Every time I use the toilet, I slip off of it."
The day after that, the Russian came to complain and said, "I want a refund. Every time I sit on the toilet I get splinters in my bottom."
The next day, the American came and said, "I want a refund. Every time I sit down, I hear my national anthem and I have to stand up."
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