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Police Surveillance Technology: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
John Oliver discusses the tools police are using to keep track of civilians – whether or not they’re suspected of a crime – and some creative ideas about how to use wigs.
Trump Fumes as DOJ Rejects Reflecting Pool Vandalism, Spider-Man Breaks Box Office Records
Jimmy addresses the latest news, like Spider-Man: Brand New Day having a historic opening weekend, Trump rejecting the Justice Department blaming the Reflecting Pool damage on shoddy renovation and Trump calling off the strikes on Iran.
Dave Goes Live Inside A NYC Supermarket | Letterman
Dave goes back to his supermarket roots via satellite. (From "Late Night," air date: 2/10/88)
Tom Holland and Jon Bernthal Test Their Spidey Senses, Talk Spider-Man: Brand New Day
In a series of interviews, Tom Holland and Jon Bernthal test their spidey senses before talking about helping each other with their Spider-Man audition tapes and filming Spider-Man: Brand New Day.
Late Night with Seth Meyers. Stream now on Peacock: https://bit.ly/3erP2gX
Gen Z Is "Maxxing" Everything & Lewis Black Is Maxxed Out | The Daily Show
Gen Z's "maxxing" trend has gotten way out of hand. As looksmaxxers like Clavicular hype the benefits of smashing your face with a hammer, and self-described nothing-maxxers achieve new levels of doing jack s**t, Lewis Black can't help but wonder: What the f**k is happening?!
Top Ten Other Popular Erotic Novels
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8.The Grapes of Rhonda
7.David Cop-A-Feel
6.Too Short or Too Long? I Don't Know
5.A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Steam Shower
4.Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Slut
3.Atlas Tugged
2.50 Shades of Gravy
1.A Farewell to Pants
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Oneliners
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some pretty good ideas.
Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another.
The most adorable bride of today will be someone's mother-in-law in the future.
Punctual people have nothing better to do.
People who want by the yard, but try by the inch, should be kicked by the foot!...Read more
Hannah
I'm dyslexic and attended a conference about the disorder with a friend. The speakers asked us to share a personal experience with the group. I told them stress aggravates my condition, in which I reverse words and letters when I'm tense.
When I finished speaking, my friend leaned over and whispered to me, "Now I know why you named your ...Read more
Wise Schoolteacher
A wise schoolteacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school: "If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everything he says happens at home.
The Compass
A man by the name of Tates designed the very first compass for large-scale production and sale in the United States. It was a very significant achievement, but alas, it proved not to be too reliable and many people who relied on it became hopelessly lost. It did however, cause a saying which is very much in use today to be developed...
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Timothy Olyphant Drew on Seth’s Cue Cards and Requested His Own Personalized Show Mug
Timothy Olyphant talks about visiting Late Night for interviews, shares stories about his friendship with Seth and discusses his newest film and television roles.
Homer Simpson's Odyssey | The Simpsons | Disney+ UK
This tale is looking a little bit familiar...
Fauci Takes the 5th Amendment While MAGA Cracks His Diary Open & Calls Him Hitler | The Daily Show
Dr. Anthony Fauci testified before the Senate in the GOP's hyperpartisan investigation into his "megalomania" and alleged mishandling of Covid, despite the fact that Trump admitted to having “a lot of respect for Dr. Fauci” during the pandemic. Jordan Klepper gets into the hearing’s biggest moments, including Fauci repeatedly invoking the ...Read more
Christopher Nolan Reveals What Almost Destroyed The Odyssey, Explains Why He Wouldn't Do a Rom-Com
Christopher Nolan stops by The Tonight Show to talk about filming The Odyssey and working with Matt Damon on set before addressing internet rumors about himself.
Ideas of Interest
-- My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.
-- I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
-- The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
-- How can there be self-help "groups"?
-- Is there another word for synonym?
-- Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
-- The speed of time is one-second per second.
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