Oneliners

Jokes / August 04, 2026

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some pretty good ideas.

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another.

The most adorable bride of today will be someone's mother-in-law in the future....Read More

Hannah

Jokes / August 04, 2026

I'm dyslexic and attended a conference about the disorder with a friend. The speakers asked us to share a personal experience with the group. I told them stress aggravates my condition, in which I reverse words and letters...Read More

Wise Schoolteacher

Jokes / August 04, 2026

A wise schoolteacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school: "If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everything he says happens at home.

The Compass

Jokes / August 04, 2026

A man by the name of Tates designed the very first compass for large-scale production and sale in the United States. It was a very significant achievement, but alas, it proved not to be too reliable and many people who...Read More

Timothy Olyphant Drew on Seth’s Cue Cards and Requested His Own Personalized Show Mug

Jokes / August 03, 2026

Timothy Olyphant talks about visiting Late Night for interviews, shares stories about his friendship with Seth and discusses his newest film and television roles.

Homer Simpson's Odyssey | The Simpsons | Disney+ UK

Jokes / August 03, 2026

This tale is looking a little bit familiar...