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		<title><![CDATA[Everyone, Grow Up and Debate Each Other Already]]></title>
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All right, listen up. All those running for public office should suck it
up and debate their opponents.

I know, I know. Political debates have devolved into air hockey tables
at Dave & Buster's, bleating fracases devoid of the decorum befitting...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/stephaniehayes/s-4306531</link>
 
    <pubDate>Sep/26/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[How I Stopped Being Ticklish]]></title>
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My feet have always been extremely ticklish. Despite this unfortunate
fact, I also like having presentable tootsies. And I don't enjoy doing
my own nails.

So, in spite of myself, I get a pedicure almost every month. I've never
enjoyed the ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/stephaniehayes/s-4301654</link>
 
    <pubDate>Sep/19/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[A Day in the Life as AI Prepares To Eradicate Humanity]]></title>
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Yawn. Time for another sun-dappled morning of human existence, drinking
in the beauty of the natural world. Let me just turn off the phone
alarm. Oop. News alert.

<i>Former Anthropic researcher warns AI could kill us all.</i>

Oh.

Coffee.

OK,...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/stephaniehayes/s-4296603</link>
 
    <pubDate>Sep/12/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[A Letter From the Gulf of America to Lake America]]></title>
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Dear Lake America,

Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?

Gosh, sorry. I never know how to start. You'd think I'd be smoother at
dispensing advice, but I'm the same awkward ocean basin I've always
been.

It's been more than a year ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/stephaniehayes/s-4291999</link>
 
    <pubDate>Sep/05/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[How To Get Away With Stealing $10 Million]]></title>
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Greetings, students.

With school in session, you're probably learning mnemonic devices, handy
sayings and acronyms. "Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally" helps with the
order of operations in math. Likewise, "My Very Educated Mother Just
Served Us...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/stephaniehayes/s-4286661</link>
 
    <pubDate>Aug/29/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Florida Voters Are as Unpredictable as the State Itself]]></title>
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If you drive north on U.S. 19 for hours, turning only at the end of the
journey, you'll reach the Florida State Capitol. Almost one clean shot
takes you to the hub of state government, a formal house of lawmaking
festooned with candy-striped ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/stephaniehayes/s-4281516</link>
 
    <pubDate>Aug/22/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Seeking: One Quiet Solo Staycation]]></title>
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I'm taking a couple late-summer days off next week to noodle around on
leisure writing. Perhaps this sounds bananas to normal people, taking a
staycation from a writing job to write, but, you know. Some of us were a
pleasure to have in class.

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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/stephaniehayes/s-4276336</link>
 
    <pubDate>Aug/15/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[How To Name Your PAC]]></title>
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Do you want to start a political action committee? Congratulations on
taking the exciting first steps! There are a few key things to know.

First, what is a PAC? Such a baby is born when two or more people give
or take funds to support a ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/stephaniehayes/s-4271193</link>
 
    <pubDate>Aug/08/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Free the Leggings!]]></title>
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Every so often, a school dress code materializes with a subtext like so:

<i>Students cannot learn amid the existence of boobs, hips or butts that
curve at any juncture. These features indicate the possibility of sex,
which is not real, as ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/stephaniehayes/s-4266176</link>
 
    <pubDate>Aug/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Manatees Apologize for Being an Inconvenience]]></title>
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The manatees are sorry.

The manatees apologize that groceries and gas are expensive, that there
are wars and sickness. The manatees don't know if that's their fault,
but they are pretty sure it is.

The manatees keep getting in the way of ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/stephaniehayes/s-4260988</link>
 
    <pubDate>Jul/25/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Americans Can't Handle a Diarrhea Apocalypse]]></title>
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Delightful poo-poo memes are going around. In one of my faves, people
list stuff that doesn't have cyclospora. It's not salads. It's Snickers,
mac and cheese, and cookies.

Hilarious, I thought after a scroll. Solid creative energy from the
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/stephaniehayes/s-4255674</link>
 
    <pubDate>Jul/18/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[An Open Letter to Summer Gnats]]></title>
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Attention, disgusting little guys:

I write by the light of a candle in hopes you won't locate me. I have
been reduced to a hostage in my own home, a scavenging rat-style person
dragging a pizza crust from the fridge to eat under cloak and ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/stephaniehayes/s-4250390</link>
 
    <pubDate>Jul/11/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Rules for Going Outside With Others]]></title>
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It's the thick of summer. This means I've been, let's say, gently
prodded into participating in outdoorsy vacation adventures that test my
mettle and push the limits of my even nature.

This year, we headed to the opposite corner of the country,...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/stephaniehayes/s-4244030</link>
 
    <pubDate>Jul/04/2026</pubDate>
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