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		<title><![CDATA[Accident]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[There was an engineer, manager and programmer driving down a steep mountain road.

The brakes failed and the car careened down the road out of control.

Half way down the driver managed to stop the car by running it against the embankment ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1310783</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/17/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Island]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[From a passenger ship, everyone can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving his hands.

"Who is it?" a passenger asks the captain.

"I've no idea. Every year when we pass, he goes nuts."
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-183488</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/17/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[A Following Person]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A teacher was sitting at her desk grading papers when her first-grade class came back from lunch. Alice informed the teacher, "Paul has to go to the principal's office."

"I wonder why," the teacher mused.

"Because he's a following person," Alice...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-183486</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/17/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[For The Kids...]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[What do you call a witch who drives really badly? 
A road hag!

What kind of jewellry do warty witches wear on their wrists?
Charm bracelets!

When should you feed witches milk to a baby?
When it's a baby witch!

Who's the fastest witch?
The ones ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-183481</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/17/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Speeder]]></title>
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A Police Officer Pulls over a speeder and walks
up to the driver.

The driver says "I'm late for work Officer, I'm sorry
I was speeding"

The cop says, "Late for work are you ... well, I'll
write you a late note."




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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-32675</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/17/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA["She's So Magical!" - Anne Hathaway Saw Taylor Swift Perform In Germany While Filming "Mother Mary"]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4072331</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/16/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Taylor Swift & Lisa Kudrow - Smelly Cat (Live on The 1989 World Tour)]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4072330</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/16/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Movie Pitch with Stefon - SNL]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4072329</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/16/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Soaring Gas Prices Forcing More Americans To Drink Less Gas]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4072328</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/16/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Fernando Mendoza Helps Guillermo Grow His Career - Sponsored by LinkedIn]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4072327</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/16/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[A Common Bum]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A robust-looking gentleman ate a fine meal at an expensive restaurant and topped it off with some Napoleon brandy, then he summoned the headwaiter. "Do you recall," he asked pleasantly, "how a year ago, I ate just such a repast here and then, ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1310291</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/16/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Worms]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Little Josh was brought to Dr. Gill cause he hadn't eaten anything for days. Dr. Gill offered him all the goodies he could think of. No luck. He tried a little scolding. It didn't work. A little pleading, to
no avail.

Finally he sat down, faced ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-183117</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/16/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Out Of Step]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[As he was drilling a batch of recruits, the sergeant saw that one of them was marching out of step. Walking up next to the man as they marched, he said sarcastically: "Do you know they are all out of step except you?"

"What?" asked the recruit ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-183112</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/16/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Apprehension]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[After booking my 80-year-old grandmother on a flight from Florida to Nevada, I called the airline to go over her special needs. The representative listened patiently as I requested a wheelchair and an attendant for my mother because of her ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-183111</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/16/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Mars]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
During the historic first manned mission to Mars, two Astronauts were charting the Martian surface. 

"Look at that," said one to the other, "how beautiful this 
alien landscape is, untouched by man." 

At that point, he was cut off, as he found ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-32544</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/16/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Zach Galifianakis on Living on a Small Island, Hating Technology & His Kids Impression of Him]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4071428</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/15/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA["He's The Antichrist" | Teleportation Juice | America's Not Making Enough Babies]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4071427</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/15/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Muppet Songs: Smells Like Teen Spirit (w/ Jack Black)]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4071426</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/15/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Conan Visits A Pawn Shop | CONAN on TBS]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4071425</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/15/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Paula Pell Gives Birth, Reveals What’s in Her Scandalous Memoir and Quizzes Maya Rudolph on Birds]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4071424</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/15/2026</pubDate>
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