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		<title><![CDATA[Long Marriage]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Some people ask the secret of our long marriage, we take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight dinner, soft music and dancing.

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-418650</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Blind Pilot]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The entrance opens, and two men walk up the aisle, dressed in pilots’ uniforms–both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a seeing-eye dog, and the other is tapping his...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-418642</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[A System of Taps]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[During an attack of laryngitis I lost my voice completely for two days. To help me communicate with him, my husband devised a system of taps.

One tap meant, "Give me a kiss," two taps meant "Yes," seven taps meant "No," and 95 taps meant "Take ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-240704</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Overloaded]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[My wife, a flight attendant for a major airline, watched one day as a passenger overloaded with bags tried to stuff his
belongings in the overhead bin of the plane. Finally, she informed him that he would have to check the oversized luggage.

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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-240694</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Fireman]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
Felix, my husband, was playing golf with our town's fire 
chief when he hit a ball into the rough. As Felix headed 
for the brush to find his ball, the chief warned him, "Be 
careful, the rattlesnakes are out." 

The chief explained that calls ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-13556</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Bumper Snickers pt. 2]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[... continued from above

God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.

I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.

I wasn't born a witch. Men like you made me this way.

Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!

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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1398746</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/30/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Punny Fun]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[* Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one 
of them was a-salted. 

* Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut 
off? He's all right now. 

* When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A. 

* It was an emotional ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-957340</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/30/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Wrong Number]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee. On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone - "Get me a coffee, quickly!"

The voice from the other side responded, "You fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-418044</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/30/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[What's Black and White and ...]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A penguin walks into a bar, goes to the counter, and asks the bartender, "Have you seen my brother?"

The bartender says, "I don't know. What does he look like?"
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-418035</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/30/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Mouse]]></title>
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There was a little mouse in his little hole in the 
wall. The one day the mouse really wanted to 
take a walk, a huge cat was right at his door. 
The little mouse was really upset that he 
couldn't leave. 

While he was trying to figure out a ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-13504</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/30/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Missing Homework]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[After teaching high school for nearly 20 years, I thought I'd heard every possible excuse for missing homework until one parent sent me this note: "Please excuse Lori for not having her algebra homework. The cat had kittens on it last night."
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1209775</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/29/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[A Norwegian and a Canoe]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Lars asked Ole, "Do ya know da difference between a Norvegian and a canoe?"

"No, I don't," said Ole.

"A canoe will sometimes tip," explained Lars.
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1209773</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/29/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Little Girl Walking Home From School]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking.

Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two lolly pops." ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-956776</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/29/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Butcher Shop]]></title>
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A lady goes into the butcher shop and as she is walking 
around the store, she spies a beef tongue in the butcher's 
counter. The lady asks, "What in the world is that?" 

"Beef tongue," replies the butcher! 

The lady gives a little involuntary ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-13324</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/29/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Germs]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Four-year-old Johnny was eating a hot dog when he dropped it 
on the floor. He quickly picked it up and was about to take 
another bite when his mom said, "No, Johnny, you can't eat 
that now it has germs." 

Johnny pondered the thought a moment ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-13322</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/29/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Bumper Snickers pt. 3]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[... continued from above

All men are idiots....I married their king.

The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.

IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.


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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1397235</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/28/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Bumper Snickers pt. 1]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Where there's a will...I want to be on it.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

Don't drink and drive...You might hit a bump and spill your drink.


Continued below...
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1397233</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/28/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Limo]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Pope was getting into his limo one night when he turned to the limo driver and said, "Before I die, I would love to drive this beautiful limo just once."

"Well, here," the limo driver says, "Take the wheel, Your Holiness!"

Further down the ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1209595</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/28/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Sports Team Names]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
Top 19 Rejected International Sports Team Names: 

19. Brussels Sprouts 

18. Cannes Openers 

17. Amsterdam Yankees 

16. Vienna Sausages 

15. Belgium Waffles 

14. Manila Folders 

13. Czech Bouncers 

12. New Dehli Catessans 

11. Buenos ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-13325</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/28/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Scenery]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[I was eavesdropping on two women sitting behind me on the bus 
when they started talking about a trip to Switzerland. The 
first passenger asked the second whether she had enjoyed the 
beautiful scenery. 

"Not really," came the reply. "I couldn't...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-13259</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/28/2026</pubDate>
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